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.When I was a kid, my dad
bought a new car and drove
us to church one Sunday. It
was a prophetic service and
our pastor was being used by
God that day to deliver people
from poverty. Suddenly, our
pastor looked at my dad
and said, "Daddy Vicky, God is
set to bless you!"

My mum jumped up and
shouted excitedly, "Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too. The
pastor then came closer,
placed his hand on my dad's
head and prayed for him. As
our pastor turned to climb the
alter, God told him something.
He stopped, looked at my dad
and said, "Daddy Vicky, you
bought a new car last week?"
"Yes sir." my dad responded
with much surprise on his face.
Then our pastor said, "God
said I should tell you to sow
your CAR KEY into my life."
I was shocked that my dad did
not argue with the pastor, he
just put his hand in his pocket,
brought out the car key and
gave to our pastor.

After about 5 minutes, my dad
stood up, went outside the
church, he didn't even wait till
the end of the service. I could
see him boarding an Okada
going home. "He must be very
worried." I reasoned in utter
fear and confusion.

After a while, he returned to
church with the SPARE KEY of
his car and drove the car back
to the house. I was so stunned
at what I was seeing. When I
asked him why he acted that
way he.said, "Vicky, use your
brain, the pastor asked for the
KEY and NOT the CAR."

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