#JOKE------)) A gurl who sent a message to her boyfriend after dumping her

A girl sent this to her
boyfriend
after he dumped her:
Dear Boyfriend,
You can't just dump me by
saying it's over, I won't believe
you. I want the following
things
to support your decision.
3 months notice before break
up
Police affidavit
2 pages of reason
19 minutes of voice note saying
why you're dumping me
Copy of reasons to my parents.
Your parents' permission
written and signed by them
and
verified by the police.

And lastly you will have to
perform rituals and sacrifice
two fat cows to the ancestors/
gods for hurting my feelings.
If you were the boyfriend,
what
will you do?